Konichawa bitches

Landed into tokyo, a couple of days ago. Ive been wanting
to go to tokyo/Japan for a long time now. Mainly for the
food , gadgets and ridiculous tv shows !
Go to the toilet in the airport, its already light years
ahead of us. There is a usb plug in the side of the wall
in case you need to charge something ?? the toilets in
the hotel room, the seat is heated, there is a side
electronic panel for bidday washing. Compared to india
where they are still on squat toilets, this is mind
boggling. They used to measure periods in history by the
metals they were using, eg. bronze age etc. but really
they should be using toilets, india are in the squat period
and japan are in the usb period. So by 2500 India should catch up.
Japanese toilet interface

People said japan was expensive, but when i was told a taxi
from the airport would cost $200 I understood wat the fuss
was about. Ended up taking a train and a taxi, in all fairness
the airport is at least 90mins away from tokyo proper.
Went into a late night underground yakitori bar, I was the only
foreigner there, a gaijin. Apparently the japanese classify ppl
as japanese and and gaijins. Sitting there eating some tasty
japanese rice, dumplings and drinking some local beer, I could
observe the japanese in their own environment. Despite it being
11pm it was clear that a lot of people had just knocked of work
judging by their suitsy attire. Everyone was uber polite, the
only glitch was asking for the "bill" which he misunderstood
as biru / beer and i ended up drinking another pint. "check"
was the better option. Wondered back to the hotel in roppongi,
which is a pretty happening part of town.

Landed into tokyo, a couple of days ago. Ive been wanting
to go to tokyo/Japan for a long time now. Mainly for the
food , gadgets and ridiculous tv shows !
Go to the toilet in the airport, its already light years
ahead of us. There is a usb plug in the side of the wall
in case you need to charge something ?? the toilets in
the hotel room, the seat is heated, there is a side
electronic panel for bidday washing. Compared to india
where they are still on squat toilets, this is mind
boggling. They used to measure periods in history by the
metals they were using, eg. bronze age etc. but really
they should be using toilets, india are in the squat period
and japan are in the usb period. So by 2500 India should catch up.
Japanese toilet interface

People said japan was expensive, but when i was told a taxi
from the airport would cost $200 I understood wat the fuss
was about. Ended up taking a train and a taxi, in all fairness
the airport is at least 90mins away from tokyo proper.
Went into a late night underground yakitori bar, I was the only
foreigner there, a gaijin. Apparently the japanese classify ppl
as japanese and and gaijins. Sitting there eating some tasty
japanese rice, dumplings and drinking some local beer, I could
observe the japanese in their own environment. Despite it being
11pm it was clear that a lot of people had just knocked of work
judging by their suitsy attire. Everyone was uber polite, the
only glitch was asking for the "bill" which he misunderstood
as biru / beer and i ended up drinking another pint. "check"
was the better option. Wondered back to the hotel in roppongi,
which is a pretty happening part of town.