
Rumours and Innuendo
So jonny vincent last week started up a rumour suggesting that I was in
fact an alien life form or potentially a superuser. The fact that I have
been "lucky" enough to win 2 absolute poker tournaments clearly doesn't
help minimise any increased scrutiny of the legiticimacy of my wins.
One absolute poker already have the reputation online, Absolute Poker -
Pioneers of the Super Account, and also recently i was quoted saying
an "alien came and told me that I would win a world series bracelet
this year". I believe I was trying to say something else,
but perhaps it was a fraudient slip. With ths hard evidence it will
be hard to shake the conspiracy theorists amongst you.
Tho the original Alien / superhuman poker player, was in fact Elky. as
suggested by some of the Card Academy crew. Lets look at the facts :


1. He always wears sunglasses, clearly an earlier prototype where the technology
required to produce an accurate rendering of the human retenae was not yet developed.
2. His unbeliveable results, EPT, Bahamas etc etc.
3. He is French, they have been experimenting with nuclear testing forever...
4. Elky, wat sort of code name is that anyway ...
So may be I have blown open the whole cover up op. of alien life form poker
players , in fact I believe this is the plot of the new X-Files movie.
On a side not, I feel guilty when jonny vincent posts something about me,
coz he puts a picture up about some results, and not the usual salacious
picture that we have come to love and expect. So to prevent a further
backlash I have posted one on my blog...
3 Comments:
At 7:16 AM,
Anonymous said…
can we get hot chicks on each post?
ta
At 6:03 PM,
Anonymous said…
sounds to me like you have fallen in love with this jonny vincent bloke...
posting pictures of girls isnt fooling anyone
At 2:16 PM,
Anonymous said…
hmmm I'm not convinced. For you sake, you better hope you don't run like God in Vegas!
gl gl
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